{"product_id":"funny-didnt-quit-my-job-today-greeting-card","title":"Funny Didn't Quit My Job Today Greeting Card","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"Desktop-Detailed-Evaluation-Zone\" class=\"celwidget\" data-feature-name=\"Desktop-Detailed-Evaluation-Zone\" data-csa-c-type=\"widget\" data-csa-c-content-id=\"Desktop-Detailed-Evaluation-Zone\" data-csa-c-slot-id=\"Desktop-Detailed-Evaluation-Zone\" data-csa-c-asin=\"\" data-csa-c-is-in-initial-active-row=\"false\" data-csa-c-id=\"jkn55j-48op9p-q0sunm-q9u2wa\" data-cel-widget=\"Desktop-Detailed-Evaluation-Zone\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"productDescription_feature_div\" class=\"celwidget pd_rd_w-wRnb9 pd_rd_r-TTPJXBPJRQWA4TFCMJ0Z pd_rd_wg-YBZfv\" data-feature-name=\"productDescription-3\" data-csa-c-type=\"widget\" data-csa-c-content-id=\"productDescription-3\" data-csa-c-slot-id=\"productDescription_feature_div\" data-csa-c-asin=\"\" data-csa-c-is-in-initial-active-row=\"false\" data-csa-c-id=\"np2nm-d3g6df-ib1k2r-czva0n\" data-cel-widget=\"productDescription_feature_div\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-feature-name=\"productDescription\" data-template-name=\"productDescription\" id=\"productDescription_feature_div\" class=\"a-row feature\" data-cel-widget=\"productDescription_feature_div\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"productDescription\" class=\"a-section a-spacing-small\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBECAUSE SHOWING UP IS HALF THE BATTLE. Sometimes, the biggest achievement of the day is simply clocking out without handing in a resignation. Our \"Didn't Quit My Job Today\" Greeting Card is a humorous, honest take on the modern professional experience. It’s a badge of honor for those who tackle the inbox, survive the Zoom calls, and keep going—one caffeinated cup at a time. Why It’s a Must-Have: In a sea of overly sentimental cards, a bit of sarcastic honesty goes a long way. Our design uses high-contrast printing to ensure the message hits home with clarity and wit. It’s the perfect way to build camaraderie with a colleague or to remind a friend that you see their hard work (and their patience).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"renewedProgramDescriptionBtf_feature_div\" class=\"celwidget pd_rd_w-7smjP pd_rd_r-TTPJXBPJRQWA4TFCMJ0Z pd_rd_wg-YBZfv\" data-feature-name=\"renewedProgramDescriptionBtf_HIT\" data-csa-c-type=\"widget\" data-csa-c-content-id=\"renewedProgramDescriptionBtf_HIT\" data-csa-c-slot-id=\"renewedProgramDescriptionBtf_feature_div\" data-csa-c-asin=\"\" data-csa-c-is-in-initial-active-row=\"false\" data-csa-c-id=\"gqo0in-683oxc-xjg0a1-i7t12b\" data-cel-widget=\"renewedProgramDescriptionBtf_feature_div\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"promotions_feature_div\" class=\"celwidget\" data-feature-name=\"promotions_US\" data-csa-c-type=\"widget\" data-csa-c-content-id=\"promotions_US\" 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This \"Didn't Quit My Job Today\" card is the ultimate relatable gift for anyone navigating the highs and lows of corporate life, meetings that could have been emails, and the Monday morning grind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003ePREMIUM ARTISAN QUALITY: Card measures A2 or 4.5 x 5.5 inches and includes a kraft brown envelope, making it instantly ready for you to personalize and send. The interior is left blank and smudge-free, giving you plenty of space to write your own \"hang in there\" message or office inside jokes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eFUN DESIGN: Move beyond cheesy office stationery with this classic cross stitch design. 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