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Ghost Turd Halloween Card

Ghost Turd Halloween Card

Regular price $ 4.50 USD
Regular price Sale price $ 4.50 USD
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Inside Greeting
The "Ghost Turd" Halloween Card is a delightfully quirky way to send a spooky hello on your favorite holiday. The outside of the card features a playful definition of "ghost turd," adding a touch of humor to the occasion. The inside of the card is left blank for a personal message, allowing you to customize it for the recipient. Each card comes complete with a brown envelope, adding an extra dash of charm to this unique Halloween greeting. Embrace the spirit of the season with this fun and unconventional card that is sure to bring a smile to anyone's face.

The outside of the card reads:
"ghost turd n. a lint or dust ball found under furniture.Make sure to vacuum the ghost turds under the bed. see also: dust, bunny"
  • Card is A2 size or 5.5"x4.25"
  • The inside of the card is left blank for a personalized message
  • Printed on high-quality stockv

Shipping Info


  • USA: $9.50 on all boxes 
  • Canada: $22
  • Rest of the World: $24
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