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Ghost Turd Halloween Card

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$ 4.50 USD
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$ 4.50 USD
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Inside Greeting
This is a fun Halloween Card, perfect for a spooky hello on your fave holiday.

The outside of the card reads:
"ghost turd
n. a lint or dust ball found under
furniture.
Make sure to vacuum the ghost turds under the bed.
see also: dust, bunny"

Options for the inside of this card:
1. (default) Left blank for a personal message
2. Upon request Happy Birthday (for all your October friends) or Happy Halloween
3. Any special request can be noted at checkout

Comes complete with a brown envelope.

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Make the season bright with festive thingamabobs, greeting cards full of inside jokes, and very merry gifts that are a fun to give and get.
 
 
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